ABOUT RHEUMATOID ARTHRITIS, AND PROBABLY A WHOLE LOT OF NOTHING, MARINADED IN HUMOR.
October 26, 2007 6:08 AM
Haunting Questions
Sometimes you come across things that don't seem to make sense when you think about them. Some are actually pretty funny, some I just can't figure out. Well, inquiring minds like to know, ya know??! And apparently I am not the only one. I got these in an e-mail and they are pretty tough to answer.
- Can you cry under water?
-Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
-Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
-What disease did cured ham actually have?
- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
-Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
-Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
-If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
-If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
-Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
-If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
-If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
-Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
-Why did you just try singing the two songs above?!
-Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's where the sun don't shine?
-Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Okay, I admit, I can't make squat of it. They are giving me a headache. WOW, I may just have found the answer! Maybe they are invented by the Pharmaceutical Industry!!! grin.
